The Miss Oberpfaffelbachen is very prestigious both for the recipient and very important to our town, especially since our profile was raised with Rampenfest. As well as holding the prestige of the title Miss oberpfaffelbachen also gains some incredible prizes.
1> Two dozen eggs every Tuesday for a year
2 Endless supply of Milk for one year (can only be used for personal consumption or bathing)
3. grazing rights on any town pasture land
4. The choice of any unmarried man in the town as a companion to official functions such as the annual udder contest.
We have had some amazing Miss oberpfaffelbachen over the years and several of them have married future Mayors. However the towns new found fame has led to our first casualty. Heidi our current Miss oberpfaffelbachen has left the town. She is only the third person to leave the town in the last eighty seven years and we know the fate that befell the other two. Heidi is also the first women to leave the town in our history. Although our concern is with Heidi we know she must never return. It is a sorry tale and one we should use as a precautionary tale to our youngsters about what fame can do. Heidi was swept off her feet by a sofa salesmen from Texas, apparently she is now the model in his tawdry advertisements. She will soon find that Texas air is not as clear as bavarian air and that the cattle are unclean in comparison.
So we now have a major dilemma facing the town, we don’t have a Miss Oberpfaffelbachen. So we are opening up the title oncew more and in two weeks we will have a live final in the milking sheds at Hans Grutters place. If you wish to put yourself forward please go to the town square and place your name in the box and blow the horn. The normal criteria applies, you must be unwed, be able to milk one gallon in under ninety minutes, be able to carry two gallons of milk three miles without stopping. We also have two physical characteristics that are very important for this title, in fact you cant have a Bavarian milkmaid without them! Looking around town I’m sure our fine bred women will have no problem with that requirement. You should attend the event in your finest milking outfit and be well groomed. This years winner will rule for the normal three months plus the three months that was vacated by Heidi. All the men folk in town are welcome to attend but women are not welcome other than the attendees. Boys must be at least fifteen to watch the event. Whoever succeeds I’m sure they will make a great representative of our great town. We look forward to seeing all the eligible ladies there and the men should come prepared with at least three gallons of ale each, it will be a great celebration of the town and its women folk.